Sunday, December 10, 2017

Sunday Selfies


Well, since da Christmouse tree are done, we got to take our selfies in front of it.


At least momma didn't bust out da antlers or Santa hats.  Angelique wuz hopin she'd forgotten where they are.  I don't think Angie's gonna be dat lucky.


Can ya believe da weasely Aubrey McTwinkle elf dude wuz trying to steal MY bacon dis morning??  Luckily, I meowed really loud so momma caught him.


Stealin bacon are a hangin' offense in dese parts ELF.  Ya best watch it.



Saturday, December 9, 2017

Caturday Art


Well, we got all arty today for da Caturday Art.  I just wish da mommas had gotten BACON-y -luckily, dey wents to da grocery store today and got some bacon for tomorrow morning.


Momma has been workin on Secret Paws - she even made our Secret Paw a speshul present.  And I tested it out myself and it is definitely Travis Approved™.  And no, it isn't bacon.  Dere wouldn't be any of dat left.




Friday, December 8, 2017

Catmas Are Comin . . .


Catmas are comin.  Da mommas is finally finished wif da decamoratin - our tree are a multi-day event and if ya has seen it in da past, ya knows why.  So of course da mommas had to add MORE ornaments.  And da Christmousey movies has been playin nonstop (along wif da Christmousey music).  I'm so happy da Christmouse lights are up - I LOVE da lights and just luv starin at em.


And I swear we smelled some new cat toys and treats come in da house.  Even if momma said some of em are for our Secret Paws, I'm hopin she got some for us too.


And yeah, dis guy are back.  Aubrey McTwinkle, dat spyin-for-Santa, interfern, good-for-nuffin . . . and he was tryin to spy on ME!  I told him to go spy on da DAWGS, dey are da ones who are N-A-U-G-H-T-Y.  So maybe I are rid of him for nows.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Immortilizayshun in Frosting


As I told y'all on Sunday, it wuz my momma's birthday.  And in case ya hasn't figgered it out, da humans around here do hollydays BIG (well, at least da mommas do).  One of da things dey do for birthdays is a speshul dessert and dis year my momma wanted a chocolate cake (even though I tried to convince her to have a bacon and tuna cake to share wif me).  Anyways, she got Crockett's momma to decorate it wif frosting portraits of ME and da dawg.


Dat's right I was immortalized in frosting!


Well, ok Angelique. Maybe not immortalized since da humans are eating it.  But at least dey ate da dog first.


Do ya think we can sneak a lil bit of frosting?

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Sunday Selfies


We has our birthday bandanas on becuz today it are my momma's birthday!!


She are SUPER old.  Like oldest living cat OLD.  Like she remembers phones that plugged into walls and floppy disks OLD.  Like THIRTY ONE old.  Dat are what in cat years - 200???  


Since she are so OLD, we decided to let her include her selfie today.  She are kind of a Selfie Queen™, she has been takin dem for over a decade.  See, she are OLD.


Anyways, let's talk bout da good stuff . . .


Food!  And drinks, which she refused to share with her loyal orange companion . . .


She got a whole lotta presents.  Most of em looked pretty borin to me, but she did get some yarn.  Or as we call it, cat toys.


I just hope she's more generous wif sharin dinner.  P.S. - Her cake are gonna feature ME!  And da dog.  But mostly ME!