Well, since da Christmouse tree are done, we got to take our selfies in front of it.
At least momma didn't bust out da antlers or Santa hats. Angelique wuz hopin she'd forgotten where they are. I don't think Angie's gonna be dat lucky.
Can ya believe da weasely Aubrey McTwinkle elf dude wuz trying to steal MY bacon dis morning?? Luckily, I meowed really loud so momma caught him.
Stealin bacon are a hangin' offense in dese parts ELF. Ya best watch it.